He is PP.. i.e. Pravin Patel.
He has settled in America since many years.
He is the owner of 5 motels.
Unlimited wealth, all the luxuries.
But still.. uneasiness, anxiety and worries have surrounded him.
Firstly, due to the love for his country..
..he is not able to enjoy America.
And secondly, his young, beautiful one and only daughter....
..who is completely taken over by the western culture..
..has stolen Pravin Patel's peace of mind.
But where is the bold beautiful girl who is causing Mr. PP to bite his..
..lips in worry in the middle of the night?!
"Right, right it's a colorful night.."
"People of the world come straight.."
"The land is shining with the stars of our team!"
"The night won't end for there are all the drinks in the world here."
"So don't think too much now, these moments are precious!"
"24*7, she just parties."
"She dances and has neat pegs."
"24*7, she just parties."
"She dances and has neat pegs."
"The girl parties till late night and then leaves."
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"She looks hot but her heart is cool!"
"Parting every night is her rule."
"She is not concerned about tomorrow, she lives for the day."
"She drops in at the pub, every evening."
"The girl twists and turns!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"I am always rolling and I know this."
"Every time when I go for ride, I need that."
"Everything that's calling.. I say sorry to everyone from my heart."
"This thread of life, I have let it lose now."
"I feel high every time and I hate to listen to boring stories."
"No one can handle her solid attitude."
"What she says to anybody.. depends on her mood."
"What is in her heart.. no one can know the secret."
"She doesn't know love.. she is friendly with everyone."
"The girl also shows her style and chic!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"24*7, she just parties."
"She dances and has neat pegs."
"24*7, she just parties."
"She dances and has neat pegs."
"The girl parties till late night and then leaves."
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
"USA's pride.."
"is this Gujarati girl!"
- That will go on.. - Divya..
- I'll talk to you later. - Divya..
What happened?
Did you see? Did you see that?
Every day new a new boy comes to drop her.
I don't like that at all!
I'll have to find a solution. And that too very soon!
PP! Please..
Our Simran is not like you think.
Yes.. she is a bit bold. But she has a choice too. Right!
I don't like her choice at all.
I'll have to call India tomorrow itself.
Tomorrow morning only!
- Hello.. - Always she is engaged over the phone.
Hello.. yes, yes. Tell me.
You have given me a very good idea.
I'll start today itself. We'll talk later. Ok.
Jai Shri Krishna.
Divya.. I have found a way which will solve my only worry.
It's very easy. We're going to India next week.
Aren't you surprised listening to what I said?
No. Because I know that you are very impulsive.
But before deciding, have you asked your darling daughter?
Is she ready?
Surely she will be ready.
I'll ask her right now.
Try it.
My darling daughter.. I have news that will make you overjoyed.
We're going to India next week.
Over there, you will be married to a completely pure Indian boy.
With great pomp.. in a royal fashion!
Are you ready?
Thank God. Simran agreed.
Hi.
I think papa was saying something.
Whatever.
What is it Pravin? You seem to be very happy today?
I am so happy today. Welcome Mahendra. Sit down.
Really Mahendra. I am very happy today.
Since so many years we have been living in this foreign country..
..and only think fondly about our own country.
Now I am missing my loving India.
My heart.. my Gujarat.. my Hujari.
My loving India, I am coming.
PP.. are you settling in India forever?
May be I will.
Right now, I am planning to get my daughter married to a..
- Will your daughter agree? - Why not?
She is my daughter after all.
I'll explain to her, convince her.
I am sure she will agree.
So PP, when are you planning to go?
Just next week.
MP.. shall I tell you something? I'll miss you a lot over there.
Take this stick PP. It will remind you of me in India.
But what will I do with it?
It is a memoir of our friendship.
Sure, sure.
Ok then. I have lots of work. I will leave now.
- Ok, see you soon. - Ok, bye.
Mahendra was right. It seems to be antique.
Welcome.. welcome Mr. Late Latif.
Please come. Welcome.
- Sorry sir. - To hell with your sorry!
Come on, off to work. Come on!
Every dog has his day.
I will never be an employee forever.
I will be the owner.
And owner of a modern, grand gym.
Big film stars will come to me for training.
Just need a couple of crore rupees.
Then I'll fulfill my dream in a grand way.
Then this Mr. Marfatia will just gape at me in awe.
- Oh sir.. - Yes, come on John Ibrahim..
Yes.. one day my dream will come true.
Just wait and watch Chirag.
One day I'll be the owner of the best restaurant of this city.
And then.. I'll become Prakash from Paka.
Mr. Prakash Pansuria..
Owner of Delicious restaurant.
Paka.. you are a very good cook, no doubt about that.
With your delicious food, you have turned this dying restaurant..
..into a best restaurant.
You know.. before, only very few people used to come here.
But now, it attracts hi-fi crowd.
But the dream that you are dreaming seems a bit difficult.
Not difficult at all.
Just a matter of 10-20 lakhs.
- Only 10 lakhs. - 10 lakhs! Where will you get it from?
By playing poker?!
Even I don't know that.
But I will definitely earn money. At any cost.
I'll earn a fortune.
For that I can also fool anyone or threaten anyone.
But I will surely do it. And I will surely own a restaurant.
Just wait and watch.
My name is Pako.. Prakash Pansuria. Pako!
Wow! - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I bow to you sir! Awesome!
Thank you.
- Sir.. shall I tell you something? - Yes.
You dance so well.
So why are you doing this ordinary job of being a dance trainer?
The same old saying.
Helplessness.
It is my dream too. To own the best dance class not only this city..
..but entire Gujarat. But that needs money.
Money.. cash..
An ordinary Rs.10000 salary man like me..
..from where can I get so much money?!
Sir.. start buying lottery tickets.
No friend. It's not in my destiny to win a lottery.
But I am sure to get the money in my hand.
- 15-20 lakhs. - Oh!
And I am also sure I won't have to sweat for that.
Easy way.. easy money..
The Lord above hasn't created me to be a salaried man forever.
Guys.. just wait and watch.
Now start practicing.
Yours obedient..
Bakulesh Shah..
aka Bako.
Yes.
Sir, this is my 1575th application to you.
Please pass it.
If you pass this application of mine..
..I'll give all three of you some offerings. Yes.
Sir.. I know.. I know sir that you three must be fed up of listening..
..to my same old typical application every day.
But what can I do?
I Bakulesh Shah.. M.A., M. ED, gold medalist in English.
But am just taking tuitions of rich boys for just Rs. 6000 per month.
Does that do anything for your reputation?!
You are God after all.
Three of you together couldn't find one good job for me till now!
Very bad and very, very shameful.
I have told you thousands of times that I write a diary daily.
And whatever I write in it is no secret from you.
You all can read minds.
What will the three of you tell me?
Baka.. my dear Baka.. there will be difficulties.
But till when?!
Because of your difficulties my back side is swollen.
Do you know that?
You know, I want to start an educational institution.
It would be centrally AC.
And thousands of children will come and study there.
I want to start such an institution.
I just need 1-2 crore rupees for that.
Is this sum big for you!
You can give it to me at the snap of your fingers.
Alright.. if 1-2 crores is a big amount..
..you can give me 5 or 25 thousand less.
It's fine with me. But please.. please help me!
Look sir.. I am telling all three of you for the last time.
Please have an ad for a good job offer for me in today's newspaper.
If you don't, your Bako.. he will do something to himself.
And you three will be responsible for that!
The three of you!
- Paper.. - Yes?
- Paper .. - Yes, brother.
The newspaper man is here. Please.. I beg of you.
Have an ad for a good job offer for me in today's newspaper. Ok.
Yes, brother.
Humanity is dead.
Was it even alive before?
Ayurvedic Kumkumadi Tailam (medicinal oil).
Parul Beauty Parlor. Damn.
Advertisement.
A millionaire NRI businessman's daughter..
..requires a well educated, good looking, tall, dark and handsome..
..groom. He must have a toned body.
He must know dance like Hrithik.
I am Michael Jackson.
Along with that any trainer who can teach NRI young girl..
..a cook who can make delicious food.
- A boy fit to be a manager.. - required.
I have built these muscles to look after such females.
Please meet at the given address.
Bhailu.. seems like sister Laxmi is knocking at your broken door of destiny.
Go there quickly!
Look Divya.. our bungalow is here.
Did you see.. did you see your darling daughter?
She has reached before us driving the car at jet speed!
She is too much!
I knew. Whose daughter after all.
I know. She is yours. Now get down.
Welcome PP!
- How are you? - Absolutely fine!
Thank you JJ. Thank you, thank you.
- Welcome to India, Gujarat. - Thank you.
My nephew Sonu is not to be seen.
Sonu has gone out on an urgent job.
He will come later.
The work that I asked you to do, it's done, isn't it?
Everything is done. Don't worry PP!
- Welcome to India. Come home. - Thank you.
Yes sister-in-law?
What happened?
Why did the car stop?
Was there a tyre puncture?
No. Our bungalow is here.
If your tummy is full, get down.
Yes.
- But sister-in-law, I am still hungry. - Oh Lord!
Lunch must be ready, won't it?
- Ravished girl! First come out. - Yes.
Always thinking about food.. gobbler!
- In the car.. - Come on.
Yes come on.
She doesn't even fit in the car. So much weight she has put on!
Have been searching since morning.. where did it go?
Indian food is very good.
You must come here. It will be so much fun.
- You know what, cooks here are superb. - It's not here too.
It's not here even.
- Why don't you come to India once.. - Where did it go?!
- I will talk to you later. - It was right here some time ago.
PP, what are you searching?
I am looking for my life. My stick.
Tell me Divya, where is my stick?
PP.. chill! You'll find it.
You are forgetful as it is. Where did you forget it?
Since I have come here, I haven't been out even once.
- Oh Lord.. if I don't fine the stick.. - PP..
I found my stick!!
Phew! What a relief!
JJ.. from where did you find this stick?
Outdoor. From under the sofa.
But PP.. why were you going crazy over an ordinary stick?
You can find this stick in India just for 500 bucks.
JJ.. the thing is that this stick..
This stick has been specially gifted to me by my childhood USA friend.
- Oh! - I like it a lot.
If it goes out of my sight even for a minute, this PP's BP shoots.
Forget all that.
Tell me, are all the preparations for today done?
All preparations are complete.
- Yes. - Yes.
Just in some time, there will be a queue of want to be grooms.
Just like a ration shop queue.
Look!
- Wow! That was a good job. - Thank you.
Good, good, good.
- Now finish rest of the work. We'll reach there soon. - OK, PP.
Ok fine.
Yeah.
Sister Simran.. there is an ad of your..
..'Swayamvar' (choosing groom ritual) in this newspaper.
'Swayamvar'?! To hell with it.
I know. This rotten plan has been made by daddy.
What is wrong with it? Don't you want to get married?
Married?! You mean marriage!
And that too with a typical Indian!?
No, never.
My life partner will be of my choice only.
Ok. PP uncle is calling you. I am leaving.
You go ahead. I'll be there.
I know how to tackle them.
- What is your name? - Mahesh.
Mahesh. Ok, ok.
- Your name? - Aditya.
Aditya. Ok, ok.
- Is this the proper address? - Yes, it is.
Ok write it.. Chirag Parmar.
- Chirag Parmar.. - Ok, ok.
- Where do I go? - Straight ahead. Ok.
Hey brother..go ahead. Go ahead.. come on!
Yes body builder..
Come on Thakur.. why are you here?
Thinking that 'Sardar' (leader) will be happy.
- I am.. - Stop that crap! Say Hi and hello.
What name should I write?
My name is Bhailu. I am a gym trainer.
- Ok, ok. Go and sit in the queue. - Yes.
Go inside.
Hey! Paka, you! Over here?!
Bhailu.. what are you doing here?
I read the ad in the newspaper.
So I thought let me test this girl's destiny.
Whether Bhailu is in her destiny or not.
And what are you doing here?
I was having tea. Uncle was reading a newspaper.
I saw the ad in it. A requirement for a cook.
- I am broke. - Shall I pay for the tea?
- Uncle paid it. - Good, good.
Hey! Stop chatting. What is your name?
Oh dear! Baby is angry!
- Write the name.. Pako. - Pako?!
- i.e. Prakash. - Prakash..
That means light.. shall I write it?!
Pako.. small packet, big blast! Prakash.
Get going now.. scoot!
- Sir, shall I tell you something? - Yes.
- Both of you don't go on the roads. - Why?
You might get crushed under someone's feet.
- Scoot.. - Scoot.
Get going.. get going..
Come on Bhailu.
Hail.. hail Goddess!
Hey! I am Chako.. the biggest dancer of Gujarat.
Wannabe.
- Is it.. - If the Lord above wishes so.
- Enough, brother. - Write my name.
- Chako. - Go on now.
- Get going. - Bye!
Chako damn!
Next..
"Am a teeny weeny traveler.."
Your parents left you alone today?
Hey! Say your name!
Ok, I will tell. I am Bakulesh Shah aka Bako.
M.A., M.Ed, gold medalist in English.
I have full trust in God. I have brought my degrees too.
- Did you like? - Yes.
- Ok.. come on, I'll leave you inside. - Yes.
- Along with the books. - Yes.
Come on.. come on..
Hey.. don't drop us!
- No, no. - Don't drop us.
I love Hanuman.
Yeah.. we are just adjusting in india.
Yes. I am missing America. But what can we do?
- Today, I am expecting guests today. - Divya..
- I don't get free at all. An in India.. - Divya darling..
Just a minute.. What is it?
Just a minute, ok. What is it?
Where is Simran?
Simran.. here she comes.
- Daddy, you called me? - Yes.
My darling daughter.. you have to choose your life partner today.
And you are wearing such a dress?!
Daddy.. the boys that you have invited, must at least..
..get a chance to see me.
- JJ.. - Yes, PP.
Has everyone come?
There are many boys who have already arrived.
This is the list.
You just order and I'll call the boy inside.
Call him.
Chatak.. Mr. Chatak!
No, no, no.. not Chatak.. not Chatak. It's Satak.
Hundred percent.
Full 100 %.
- Please sit down. - No.
I can do everything only standing.
Full 100 %.
First stand straight.
I am very delicate. Look madam.. before you ask me anything..
..I myself will give my bio data to you.
I have married three times.
Full 100 %.
Three times?!
Yes. Three times.
In the first marriage, my wife left me.
Later, after I married again, I left my wife.
And the third time, she eloped with her lover.
Forget it!
I have lost trust in the institution of marriage!
But doesn't matter. If you wish we can continue with the relationship.
Full 100 %.
Mr. Chatak..
Not Chatak.. not Chatak.. it's Satak.
Full 100 %.
Hello.. you have failed. Full 100%!
Get lost from here!
To hell with your nerve! Want to be in a live-in relationship!
Madam.. are you interested?
Full 100 %.
- Scoot! Damn you! - I understand.
Full 100 %.
First class.. Makshika.
JJ.. call the second one.
Mr. Ratan.
- Mr. Ratan? - Yes.
Please sit down.
I will ask you only one question.
What do you like?
This American branded madam doesn't understand that..
..all the men in the world like only one thing.
What do you like?
I like working hard!
I like to shed sweat!
Have you ever tried?
Don't ask that madam.
I have worked hard in a lot of places.
But I couldn't settle anywhere.
Once I consulted an astrologer.
He said it is bent.
Bent? What is bent?
My destiny.
Madam, if you give me one chance, perhaps..
No, no, no. If it straightens.. I mean your destiny..
..then you can come here. Now you can go.
As the Lord above wishes.
Mr. Ratan.. everything doesn't run as per the above Lord's wishes.
Sometimes you have to consider the wishes of those down there too, right.
Oh, oh! Narayan! Narayan! Narayan!
JJ.. who is next?
- What to do with it.. - Mr. Chirag..
Friends.. remember something.
The pact that we have made.. no one must forget that.
No one.
All four of us are the travelers of the same train.
You're right, Paka.
- Don't make any mistake even by mistake. - Yes.
Because only I know how valuable this deal is for me.
- Yes. - Right.
Any one of us who this girl selects to marry..
..will fulfill the dreams of the other three.
- Correct? - Right, right.
I will own a gym. Oh yes!
And I will have a dance class.
And I will own the best restaurant here.
And me, Bakukesh Shah.. owner of an educational institution!
Wow!
Impossible!
Hey! It's you t thin 'Papad' (spicy crisps)!
Welcome.. welcome..
- Chirag, why are you here? - You, Paka?!
Forget it! Ask him about the interview.
- Ask him.. - What happened inside?
- This girl from USA doesn't need a husband. - Then?
- She wants a servant. - Oh dear!
- Listen to something that I say. - What?
Forget the dreams of being a millionaire.
And go home, like me.
Hey you! Since you couldn't make it, you want to discourage us!
Run away from here! Scoot!
Run away!
Mr. Thengan, you can leave.
Come on.. I have been insulted greatly here.
The Italy proposal is waiting for me. Come on.
Go.
Daddy, do I have to choose a life partner or such jokers?!
- JJ.. - Yes PP.
Do something.
Cancel today's program now.
Ok.
Listen everyone..
Sir!
We have stopped looking for a groom now.
So everyone please go back. Vacate this place.
Hey! Hey! At least listen to me..
Go away you all.. go away..
What is it? What is there inside?
Brother.. they have asked everyone to leave.
Why are you barging inside?
But uncle, we have been waiting since morning.
- Yes! - Yes!
But we don't want to take interviews. Sir has refused.
His daughter is not interested in anyone.
All of you leave.
Come on, vacate the room. Vacate the room.
Ok! Enough!
Can't bear any more insult than this.
Yes.
Come on.
Oh.
Sir.. what I wanted to say is..
Hey! He is hitting me.. help me!
Save me from this body builder!
Oh really! Useless Basmati rice!
Having the nerve to refuse me!
Over here.. over here..
Come on..come quickly.. run!
Wait.. wait.. wait..
Jai Shri Krishna.
Sorry guys.
I have postponed the program of seeing grooms for my darling daughter.
So you can go now.
- But sir.. - But sir.
Didn't he tell you? Go!
Sir, we aren't here as grooms.
- Yes. - Yes.
You aren't here as grooms?!
- No, no, no. - Exactly sir.. exactly.
Then?
- We aren't here as grooms. - Yes.
- Isn't it Pako? - Yes.
- Right. - Then why are you here?
Actually ma'am.. I am..
Bakulesh Shah aka Bako.
M.A, M.Ed. Gold medalist in English.
Oh!
That is.. a full business manager.
Very good.
- Are you done? - Yes.
Oh yes! Sir..
I am Bhailu. Perfect gym trainer.
- Awesome! - What?!
Awesome.. I mean his body is awesome!
And you?
I am Prakash, sir.. a k a Pako. I am a cook.
Right from millet bread to chicken chutney..
..I can cook such awesome food that you will just lick your fingers.
Sir!!
I have licked.
- Yo! - Yo!
And I am Chako.. dance master Chako.
Master in Kolhapuri, Solapuri, Manipuri, Panipuri, Kathak..
..Mathak, Take, Break, Make dance.
Enough enough..
- Apply brakes now, brother. - Yes, yes.
- Sir, give us one chance. - Yes sir..
- Please.. please.. - Please sir.
- Sir, please, please.. - Please sir!
- Please sir.. - Please sir..
Ok.. ok.. ok..ok..
Look, I will give all four of you one week's time.
- Yes! - Yes!
If my daughter likes you, I'll employ you.
- Yes! - Yes!
Right, Simran?
- Will you like? - I don't care.
She doesn't?
She will like.
No!!!!
Yes!!
Hey! What are you doing?
Don't disturb me.
Don't be villain in our incomplete love story.
Hey.. the queen of my heart..
Hey.. my invaluable flower..
My companion of heart..
I have been looking for you since 770 years.
Who are you?
Good question.
- I am PM. - 8 pm?
No. Only PM.
I am your Banhad and you are my Sheni.
I am your Mangnawalo and you are my Padma.
No, no young man. No old examples.
- Something new? - New?
Ok! Here come the new ones.
You are my Katrina and I am your Ranbir.
Really!
You are my Kareena and I am your Shahid.. no.. Saif!
Wow!
- Wow.. wow! - Wow.. wow!
Good!
Shut your mouth! You're trying to flirt with my sister?!
I am not flirting with her, Duryodhan.
I am wooing her.
Let your delicate body take some effort.
In our love story dating back to 7,770 years..
..the one who threw stones.. I.e this white haired Amrish Puri..
..tell him that you are my Malan.
"You're my Meru.."
"You're my Malan."
"We'll eat together.."
"We'll drink together.."
Look at him..
"We'll take together.."
"What?"
"Dinner!"
Doesn't matter.
"Then give your hand in mine."
"Wake up, Malan!"
Hey you moron.. will you leave from here now!
- Go! - No.
In Sita's 'Swayamwar', Draupadi has found her lover.
Now Aashiq will stay here.
But what will this duffer do here?
He will do dating and I.. eating!
All day she thinks about nothing but food!
Then come on.. the companion of all my lifetimes..
..we shall go to the kitchen.
Sure!
Excuse me. Don't disturb me.
I see.
Come on baby!
"Wake up, Malan!"
- What is this! - Oh God!
Thank God.. a burden of 150 kilos has been reduced for me.
Sir!!
All four of you, pack your bags and shift here.
Your work starts from tomorrow morning.
- Divya, is that alright? - Perfect.
So leave now. Leave.
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes..
- Thank you, thank you.. - Thank you, sir.
- Buddy, Mangu.. - Tell me bro Changu..
Our responsibilities will increase from today.
Doesn't matter. Don't you see..
This is six pack body.
I can manage anything that comes my way.
And yes buddy.. you were talking about some responsibility.
Those four antique pieces that arrived yesterday..
..sir has kept them.
- What are you saying?! - Yes.
Is PP sir just interested in keeping?
- Don't forget what we have decided. - And not just one, but four of them!
Hey you ass! By kept them I mean employed them.
Oh.
Here.. two of the antique pieces are already here!
Hey! Wait.
- Oh dear! - I need to check your bags.
Why?
What do you mean why! I am the security guard.
Oh!
Anyone who comes from out and goes in..
..or anyone from inside going out..
..it's our duty to check their bags.
Ok. Will you sit inside and check?
- Hey! - Ok.
I'll open. Here, you can check.
Please check.
My underwear will be like a pant for you.
Hey! Get lost now!
- Thank you. - You can go to.
Ok.
Move it!
Such a guest room for a guest!
What all will I get when I arrive as a son-in-law!
Oh!
To tell you the truth.. shall I?
I can't live without you now.
I.. something is happening to me.
I just want to meet you once. And with you.. oh dear!
Oh dear! Oh dear! I want to click a photo with you!
Teacher.. now I am going to start!
Oh God! It's so far from the road.
- Hey! You both are here too! - Yes, yes junior. We are here.
Good.. very good!
- Both of you are here.. I like that a lot. - You like that?
But who is the cook out of the two of you?
I am. But don't call me a cook. Call me Chef!
Doesn't matter whether you're a cook or a hook..
..come inside fast and make hot breakfast quickly.
Come on!
Want to escort you too?
Buddy Changu.. are these four antique pieces here to work..
..or to become stay at home son-in-laws?
Whatever it is. But we will get tasty breakfast everyday now.
- Hi five! - Hi five!
Paka.. you have climbed the first step towards your dream.
Now you need to win Simran's heart.
And for that, I have..
..the companion of my joys and sorrow..
..my apron!
Wearing this apron, you have ruled a million hearts.
This will take you to Simran's heart too.
I'll bewitch Simran with my cooking in such a way..
..that the car of my love will go swiftly on her father's property.
Wow!
The first thing I do after waking up in the morning..
..will be seeing this apron.
And then, I'll make all my new recipes and..
..start my love story. Oh dear!
Today I'll make such a dish that after eating it..
..Simran will have just me and my dish in her wish!
I will make such 'Paneer Tikka' (roasted cottage cheese) that it..
..will directly lead to 'Tikka' (vermilion on forehead)in our wedding.
No one can match my cooking..
..for I'll make such tasty 'Chole' (chickpeas).
I'll sprinkle so much cheese on top..
..all her feelings for me will just freeze.
Just like her delicate body, I'll make 'Surti Khamani'.
I'll make such lip smacking Chutney..
..in no time she will become my wife.
And at last, I'll make such 'Rasmalai' for dessert..
..that Simran will just say to me, 'Come on my Paka, let's get hooked'.
- Paka.. - Don't disturb me.
I am discussing the dishes to be made for Simran.
- Paka.. - Oh Simran!
Hi! I am Prakash Pansuria aka Pako.
And this is a dish specially made for you.. 'Paneer Tikka'.
Please taste it.
- How is it? - It's ok.
But I like it spicy.
Oh dear! Just like me.
What?!
Nothing. I'll just make another spicy dish.
Prepare it and send it to my room.
I'll come myself.
Not you.. Dish.
Spicy, ok.
I made such a nice dish for her, but she just dismissed it rudely.
Doesn't matter.
If I don't turn this spicy chilli into sweet 'Rasmalai'..
..I'll change my name from Pako aka Prakash Pansuria.
Hello sweetheart!
Just guess.. what have I brought for you?
- It must be a rose. - No, no.
There are thorns in a rose. What if they hurt your delicate hands?
Guess.. it is something invaluable that you like.
- Guess.. - That is the problem.
Everyone gets what I like.. and not what I can eat.
Open Sesame!
Did I hurt you, my darling?!
No, no. How can you hurt me?!
You have delicate hands like flowers.
How can they hurt?!
But you will like it, won't you?
My delicate body likes this very much!
But darling.. when do you like it?
Morning or late night?
I like it in the afternoon.
Very good! Good!
To tell you the truth the real thing has unique taste!
And we will name our child.. Eve.. no! We'll name him Afternoon!
Give me. I'll feed it to you myself.
Even a monkey doesn't eat so fast.
Take.. take, eat, eat. Starving female, just eat!
What a girl I have in my destiny!
Come on.. run.. run.. run..
Jump.. run.
1 2 3 4.
5 6.. 8.
Hold.. hold.. hold..
Good.. good..
Right.. right.. down.. back.
- 4.. 5.. s.. - Huh?
Six.. six..
7.. 8.. 9.. 10..
1 2.. 3 4..
Sorry.. sorry.. sorry..
5 6.. 7 8..
Sorry.
1 2.. 3 4..
5 6.. 7 8..
Turn..
That's enough.
Madam.. just a little bit more.
Three items are still left.
No. I am so tired.
That dance.. may be some other time.
I want to finish a novel.
You may have escaped today.
But while teaching you dance..
..I'll set your youthful body on such a fire that..
Hey.. you fireman! Where is my Simran?
Look Paka.. you need to learn decency.
Me?
- For you, she is not Simran. - Then?
She is madam.
Hey! If she is madam for me, is she a flying angel for you?!
No, no, no. She is my dream. I am her fan.
Oh really! If you are her fan, am I her customer?!
You dancer! Stop this nonsense and open these ears of yours..
..and listen carefully.
This Bakulesh Shah aka Bako will be the one to win Simran's heart!
- Come on now! - Understand!
- Here they come.. Baka.. - Here they are.
Come, come.. brother Hardy!
Laurel, you too.
- Hey! - Simran!
Nice thought to entertain yourself Baka. Right Paka?
Otherwise.. Prakash aka Pako will be the only one to win her heart!
Oh dear! The heart of a rich woman.
Yes.. but for that you need to have a heart yourself.
Buddy.. stop dreaming beyond your means..
..else your eyes will be affected!
Like me, right?
Oh dear.. oh dear.. I'll be the one to win her heart.
From the gym to the dream.
Oh, oh! What a long dream!
Hey! Stop dreaming now and come down.
From the gym to the dream.. Bheem clad in shorts!!
Baka, you had to show the file, right..
..to your sister Simran.
She will be a sister for the three of you. Understand?
You, you.
- For me.. - Who?
I won't tell you.
Shall I say..
A good brother of the sister!
This book worm thinking of winning her heart! Impossible!
The good for nothing has gone with the file to fail.
You're right. He won't be able to do anything.
Let's have breakfast.
- Yes. - Yes, yes.. come on..
But I won't make.
- It's my treat. But he will pay. - Hey! Me?
Come on now!
Madam..
Oh no! She isn't even looking at me.
- Madam.. - What is it?!
Nothing, madam. It's just the file of your property in India.
Very bad, madam.. very bad!
Where you can earn 5 crores, you're not getting even 5 lakh!
But don't worry, madam. I am here, your Bako.
I'll take care of everything.
Madam, I've written some suggestions in this.
If everything goes according to it, then..
I've no interest in money.
You can go to my daddy. He is interested in money.
- But you're my interest. - What?!
Nothing madam.. but your daddy? Why?
Didn't I tell you once.. go to my daddy!
Ok.. ok madam.
You please don't make your BP shoot.
- Else my BP will shoot. I am going to your.. - Go!
Yes. I am going to PP. I mean I am going to your papa, ok.
'Damn, she is a tough cookie.'
'But I am Bakulesh Shah aka Bako!'
'You may not be interested in money..
..but I am interested in you a lot.'
- Are you going or not! - Yes, yes madam. I am going.
Buddy Chaka.. Simran won't budge.
It's enough now. Enough.
Oh dear! What happened friends?
Why are you sitting here with long faces?
- Forget it.. - Have this.. eat.
Something surely is the matter. Speak.. come on, get it out.
Tell him.
The same old story.
All four of us are trying so hard since so many days..
- ..to please madam.. - No, no, no.
Not please her. It's trying to win her heart.
Yes brother. We're toiling so hard to win madam's heart.
But she won't even acknowledge us.
Yes.. my already defeated competitors.
If you all have given up, you can -leave this arena. Understand!
But remember something.
At last, Simran's heart will be won by none other than this..
..Bakulesh Shah aka Bako!
- Oh dear! Wholesaler of bones! - Hey!
Don't be under such an illusion. It will be painful.
After all, the game is in my hands.
Mr. Bhailu.. you'll have to wait 4-5 years to win this game.
Why?
- Because Simran's heart is not made of wax. - Then?
It's made of iron!
And your body.. is plastic.
It won't melt for at least 4-5 years.
Why to worry, Paka?!
No matter if it takes 5 years. But I'll never leave the arena.
Hey Bhailu.. don't be so overconfident.
Hey you bluffers.. let's have some tea.
- Isn't it? - Yes, right.
Then go make some.
I am a cook, not a tea stall owner. I won't make!
But you look like one!
These two feel like laughing for everything?!
Just look at your face!
Are you listening.. have you thought about Simran?
Yes. I want to get her married to a purely Indian boy.
Right. And what if she doesn't agree?
If she doesn't she won't get even a penny from my huge property.
Not even a single penny!
Have you found a groom for her?
- Yes, I have. - Who is it?!
I won't tell that to you now.
One of those four?
I won't tell even that to you now.
First, I need to talk to Simran. Right now.
Take care of this gift.
Take it with you.
No. There is some risk if I take it with me.
I'll be back in some time. Within ten minutes.
Ok.
All day he keeps doing, 'My stick.. my stick..'!
He will never even look at me.
Hey! MP's call.
Yes, tell me MP..
Jai Shri Krishna PP.
Buddy PP, did your daughter select any groom?
If the wedding date is fixed, I'll send the gift.
Buddy.. still haven't found any boy who catches the eye.
But we are trying.
You tell me.. how are you? All fine over there?
Sister-in-law Varsha, Haley..
It is the same over here.
PP, you are fortunate to be in India. PP..
..that too from our Gujarat!
Hey! There is no comparison with this Gujarat!
The aroma here.. wow!
PP, when you get your daughter married and when you..
..return back to USA, get these things for me..
..'Khaman', Dhokla', 'Papdi' and whatever good items available.
I will get all the things for you. Don't worry.
Now that you have talked about 'Khaman', Dhokla'..
..my mouth is watering.
Eating in Gujarat is so much fun!
Ok then. I'll call you later.
Bye. Take care.
You're sweating so much, dear.
- Madam.. - My name is Simran, not madam.
All four of you are close to me now.
- You must not call me madam. - Then?
You must call me Simran. Miss. Simran.
- Oh dear! - Miss. Simran.
Simmo!
- Hey! - Hey!
Simran.. any one from the four of us whom you feel specially close to?
There is one..
- Who?
It's me, right?
I'll tell when the time is right.
Oh!
Guys..
Father-in-law..- Father-in-law..
- Huh?! - Uncle..
My darling daughter won't tell that name.
Then?
I will tell that.
Tomorrow morning.
Tomorrow morning?
No, daddy.
This is the question of my life. I'll take the decision.
And I have already taken the decision.
I'll take the decision.
Ok. No problem. Then you can also get married.
Seek your blessings father-in-law.
Simran.. at least listen to me.
What do you think?
Who out of the four of us will be the lucky one?
Oh dear! What is there to think about?
The game is in my hands.
I am confident.
Hey.. Gujarati Salman..
This is about marriage and not some wrestling match!
And as far as selection is concerned..
..I'll be the lucky one.
Hey you local cooker! Listen to me!
This is marriage, understand!
- It is not just stirring with spoons! - Make him understand.
And neither is it clerk work.
- I agreed. - Forget about greed for Simran.
- She is my need. - But all of you are kids before me.
You must know that a person, who just knows accounts..
..doesn't understand the matters of heart.
Baka.. for you it is going to be difficult.
- Is it! - Forget it friends!
Stop fighting amongst yourselves.
And just remember the pact that we four had.
- Yes, yes. - What?
- Whoever gets married to Simran.. - I will.
He will fulfill the dreams of the other three.
Hey Bhailu.. the one who gets married to her..
- Ok. - One more Ok!
And the third one!
Hey!
Oh gosh! Who is that?
PM!
Please move aside.
- Come baby.. - Look at him!
I love you.
Why are you staring at me in awe, friends!?
No need to be shocked.
Hey! Call everyone.
It's ok if there is no music, but at least welcome this new wed couple!
And yes. No need to take any stress.
I am done for!
Her husband will be finished, won't he?
PM, you got married. Quick engagement and quicker wedding.
We don't just welcome him today. We should have a party today. Party!
- Call everyone! - Call them. Call them.
Everybody who is in the house come on down..
..else.
- All will come now. - Yes. Yes.
- Show me your face. - Only 8 PM.
Not 8 PM, only PM.
Yes.
- PM. - Yes.
Stop talking about eating. Talk about singing and dancing now.
Shall I dance?
No. The floor will get dented.
Don't you remember the earthquake in 2001?
You want to create an earthquake again?
Please don't mind. You don't have to dance.
Friends, invite an item girl to dance.
- Invite one. Invite one. Okay? - Yes.
Take this, friend. Yours will happen too.
Bye.
Don't be happy, Balura. He said even you will get in trouble.
He will have his wedding night..
- ..but we will be in trouble tonight. - Yes.
- Why are you taking stress, Baka? - Why not?
- Your night will be good. - How?
She is coming.
Yes!
We will have a celebration today. Celebration!
"This world is interested in beautiful body."
"The heart is ruined."
"My lover casts such a glance that I go crazy."
Wow! Wow!
"For touching me.."
"Everybody looks for excuses to touch me."
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Everybody looks for excuses to touch me."
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Youth has done a wonderful thing."
"Someone watches me sway; Someone watches my gait."
"They sigh if I stretch my body."
"Their glances show as if all are thirsty."
"They sigh if I stretch my body."
"Their glances show as if all are thirsty."
"All enjoy viewing me for free."
"They are chasing me relentlessly."
"Why should I give freely.."
"Why should I give freely my assets?"
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Everybody looks for excuses to touch me."
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Youth has done a wonderful thing."
"Someone watches me sway; Someone watches my gait."
Wow! Wow!
"O bumblebee, fly away, you are thirsty for nectar."
"It is difficult even to breathe."
"O bumblebee, fly away, you are thirsty for nectar."
"It is difficult even to breathe."
"My youth is everybody's favourite."
"I am the lone queen of millions of hearts."
"You are not the only one.."
"You are not the only one crazy for me."
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Everybody looks for excuses to touch me."
"He looks, he wants to seduce me."
"Youth has done a wonderful thing."
"Someone watches me sway; Someone watches my gait."
I'm coming.
Darling, we should seek sister-in-law Divya's blessings.
That way our wedding night will be good.
Come. Come.
Wait for me.
She is very excitable.
Sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law, finally I got settled after all these years.
Please bless me so I stop feeling hungry.
I can see how well settled you are.
Yes, yes. PM will take care of you all his life.
Lord knows who is going to take care of whom over here.
Sister-in-law, where is brother? I don't see him.
He went to our room just now.
Both of you go to our room and seek him blessings.
Let's go. Let's go. You don't need permission for a good deed. Let's go.
Hi.
- Hello. - Mummy, I was saying..
Sister-in-law! Come quick!
- Mallika? What's the matter? - Simram, come quick!
- Mallika? - Sister-in-law!
- Mallika? What happened? - Sister-in-law!
- Mummy, hurry. - Mallika.
Sister-in-law, come quick. Sister-in-law, hurry.
Mallika?
What's the matter, Mallika?
Madam. Is anything missing from the house?
- I mean anything stolen. Anything expensive? - No.
I haven't checked as yet.
Please check and let me know immediately.
We will know the motive for murder.
Did your husband have a grudge, animosity or fight with anyone?
No.
It has only been one week since we've come from America..
- ..and I don't think he would have any enemies. - Yes!
Constable, take the testimony of every person present here.
I want everybody's mobile numbers.
Send the corpse for postmortem.
One of these people has committed murder.
Nobody is to leave this place until we find the murderer.
You are right, sir. Mangu and I were on the gate.
- Nobody has come in or gone out. - He is telling the truth, Officer.
No matter how smart the murderer is..
..the law always finds him.
Do not worry. We will inform you as soon as we have any news.
Okay?
Oh my dear, friend. Why are you crying?
Murder of PP is very, very sorrowful, right?
Brother, I am not grieving about that.
I am grieving for something else.
Tell me. Tell me.
Tell you what?
Uncle, you must have heard that phrase.
My destiny is worse than a dog's.
If a person is starving..
- ..and there's 32 dishes in front of you.. - Yes. Yes.
No. May fatso is very fat.
There are 52 dishes in front of you..
..and you are about to put the first spoon of food in your mouth..
..and someone grabs it out of your hand..
..how will it make you feel?
You understand, don't you?
Friend, I don't understand.
How would you understand? A person like you wouldn't understand.
How do I explain it to you?
I had eagerly waited this night for 7770 years.
PP peed on that night and ruined my wedding night for me.
- Don't worry, friend. You will be fine. - Sure.
Leave now!
Mamma!
What are you looking for, mamma?
Your dad's stick.
Stick?
I think your daddy got murdered because of that stick.
That is the stupidest thing I have heard.
- Who commits murder for an ordinary stick? - It wasn't an ordinary stick.
And I'm sure your dad got murdered for that stick.
- Lord knows where it must be. - Seriously?
- If you're that much sure then inform the police about it. - No!
Nobody must know about this.
And you better not say anything to anyone.
Okay?
Also you..Excuse me.
Hello. Yes.
Murder for a stick?
Nonsense!
Bhailu!
Bhailu.
- Who? - Speak softly.
Simran.
You?
You? At this time? In my room?
Yes, I've come to tell you something special and personal.
- Can I tell you? - Yes, yes, yes. Sure. Sure.
Sure. Sure.
Yes. - Firstly tell me how much I can trust you.
I don't understand.
- After my daddy's death I have become very lonely.. - Yes.
..and I need a trustable person.
And I feel that I can trust you.
I mean I am with you. I am with you.
- I did not get along with my daddy. - Yes.
Ideological differences. Generation gap.
But after all he was my father.
But I like you, your hardworking nature and your royal behavior.
And I trust that you will support me and you will never break my trust.
Promise. Pinky promise. Fingers crossed.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes. But you were going to say something about your heart.
- Your heart. - I will tell you. I will tell you about the heart too.
Be a little patient.
- But. - Yes.
Don't tell this to anyone even by mistake.
- I don't trust anyone besides you. - Yes.
- Promise? - Pinky promise. Pinky.
Pinky. Bye.
You hit the bulls eye!
I win. I win. I win. You hit the bulls eye! You hit the bulls eye!
Those three can go to hell now. Damn them!
The three of them will be left agape..
..while lover boy takes the bride.
- Paka, can I tell you something? - Yes, tell me.
I like you, your hardworking nature and your royal behavior.
And I trust that you will support me and you will never break my trust.
No. No. Never. I promise. Never.
I swear by spicy risotto.
Thank you, Paka.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
That reminds me. You were going to say something about your heart.
- I will. - When?
Have some patience.
- I will tell you about the heart too. - I don't have patience.
- Don't tell this to anyone even by mistake. - Yes.
- I don't trust anyone besides you. - Yes.
Okay? Promise?
Okay. Promise.
Well, I'll go now.
- Bear in mind. Not even by mistake. - Stay for a little while.
Well done, Paka! Well done! You have triumphed today.
- Chaka. - Yes.
I will. I will tell you about the heart too.
- But don't tell this to anyone even by mistake. - No. No. No.
I don't trust anyone besides you.
- Really? - Yes.
I won't tell. I won't tell anyone.
I promise.
Simran?
- I am not dreaming, am I? - No, Baka.
- I came to tell you this in the middle of the night. - Yes.
But don't tell this to anyone even by mistake.
Not even my conscience will know.
- I don't trust anyone besides you. - Me too.
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"I love you more than my own self."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"I love you more than my own self."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Prosperity comes because of you."
"This is heaven because of you."
"Desires changing sides."
"Moving with you. Stopping with you."
"Prosperity comes because of you."
"This is heaven because of you."
"Desires changing sides."
"Moving with you. Stopping with you."
"Stop looking away from me now."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"You are the answer to prayers."
"I am a traveler. You are a convoy."
"You are the one who bridges the gap."
"You are a enticing sequence."
"You are the answer to prayers."
"I am a traveler. You are a convoy."
"You are the one who bridges the gap."
"You are a enticing sequence."
"Stop harassing the heart without reason."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"Stop it."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"I have sworn to make you mine."
Eat it.
Are you out of your dream?
- You're out. You're out. - Hey!
Never mind that.
- Why did Bhailo disappear after calling us three here? - That's right.
Chaka. Wise guy!
Just like you got Simran's daddy out of the way..
..I hope you didn't get Bhailo out of the race in the same..?
Shut up!
Lunatic!
Stop it, American Dev Anand!
Where were you? Where were you?
Friends, I was with Simran.
Were you hitting on her?
Let him be. He must have been teaching her yoga.
- Breathing exercise. - Yes.
Stop talking nonsense.
- Hey, Bhailo. Quickly tell us what you have to say. - Yes!
I have to go to prepare breakfast.
Calm down. Calm down. Friends, all I have to say is..
..all three of you get out of my way.
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Has Simran chosen you, Chota Bheem?
- She likes cartoons a lot anyway. - Yes. Yes. Yes.
Simran is in love with me.
In love with you? Mr. Love, shut your mouth. Get it?
- Do you have any evidence of this? - Yes. Tell me that.
Evidence?
Simran approached me and said, Bhailo, I..
'But don't tell this to anyone even by mistake.'
What's the matter, brother? Why did you stop?
Who let the wind out?
- No, no, no, friends. It is a very personal matter, so.. - Personal.
It is a personal matter?
- Alright. We shall go and ask Simran. - No! No! No! No! No!
The poor thing is ill. Don't disturb her.
'Don't disturb her.' Forget it, buddy.
He is a smooth talker.
I don't know about them two, get it?
But I have no intention of getting out of the race!
You were never in the race.
Handsome.
- Who? - I was referring to myself.
What about her?
Keep watching. Keep watching. Keep watching your sister-in-law.
I will go.
Nobody is to go. Only I shall go.
Baka.
Just a minute!
- Where is Baka? - He was right here.
- Look, he's standing there with a towel. - Yes.
To serve Simran.
Yes. Wipe yourself. Wipe yourself. Wipe your head too.
If I had to do such service I would do it morning, noon and evening.
- I would do it at night as well. - Yes.
But, Chaka.
I think Baka will walk away with the trophy.
He is well educated and he speaks so sweetly one would become diabetic.
- You will become doubly diabetic. - Yes.
Hey! Don't get personal.
- Baka. - Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Let me help you with it.
- Come. Come. - I think so too.
Look at how the rascal is laughing and talking to her.
You are so fragrant.
Do not worry, Paka. I shall cut off his string before the kite soars..
..or my name is not Bhailo.
I shall teach him a lesson.
Don't touch her. Don't touch her.
You're still a little wet. Hold on a minute.
Water.
You swim very well.
Thank you.
Swim. Swim. Swim. Swim. Swim.
The scoundrel! He was hitting on my Simran?
Skeleton. You can't even afford a cup of tea.
He was hitting on my Simran?
I shall teach you a lesson right now.
I only had my doubts earlier..
..but now it is clear.
Baka is capable of this?
- Whose diary is this? - The murderer's, Simran. The jerk's.
And this is not only a diary. It is proof.
It is evidence that the scoundrel Baka killed your daddy for money.
Look, he's here. Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!
Hey, Chota Bheem! Tell me first. Why did you go to my room?
- Talk. - Baka.
Yes.
- Does this diary belong to you? - Yes, but how did you get it?
- I'm sure this fatso Bhailo.. - Have you written this in your diary?
It is his handwriting, Simran. He is the murderous butcher and killer.
Hey! Mind your language! Get that?
No, brother Baka. I am not talking. I am not talking.
Your diary is doing the talking. Your diary!
What?
It says here, "After coming here I feel my dream will materialize."
"PP has millions of rupees and I need money. Dire need."
"Frankly speaking for that much money I wouldn't murder just one..
..I am willing to murder a handful of people."
"If PP dies I will get what I want."
- Baka, did you write this? - Yes..
..but I did not commit murder.
Simran, call the police now and hand over this murderous butcher to them.
- Take it. - Put your mobile away first and..
decrease your crying.
Also decrease the way you talk like a parrot. Get it?
- I committed murder? I? - Yes.
Why would I commit murder?
For money.
You needed money to start up an Educational Institute.
And you wanted to marry my Simran for money..
..and you know PP uncle would never get Simran married..
..to a skeleton such as you.
That's why for money you killed uncle PP who is like a father to me.
You left me with nobody to rely on.
- He was like a father to you, right? - Yes.
But he was akin to God to me, Simran. Akin to God.
He is telling lies. He is telling lies.
- I am not telling lies. You are calling me a liar? - Yes.
Look at how he's crying. Look at how he's crying.
- As though he is such a conscionable person. - Yes.
You came here for the same reason, didn't you?
Even you needed money for your gymkhana, didn't you?
Why are you winking? You will need spectacles like I do.
You needed money. Even you have come here for money.
- Bhailo. - Yes.
- Is that true? - He is lying. Ask Paka. Ask Paka.
She need not ask. You are characterless!
But listen to me, Simran.
Paka and Chaka too have come here for the same reason. Yes.
Paka wanted to open a grand restaurant of his own.
He came here for that reason.
As for Chaka. Chaka, this dancer.
- He wanted to open a dance class. He came here for that reason. - Yes.
Hey, jerk! Don't take my name.
- Quiet! - You scoundrel! Just because you were accused..
..you are framing others.
- I know karate. - Bruce Lee's nephew!
- Simran, it is written in the diary. He has done it. - Yes.
He's the one who has done it, Simran.
- He's the one! - He's the one!
Shut up!
I think all four of you got together to do this.
Him. Him.
I am giving you three days time. Give me concrete evidence..
..and find the person who committed murder.
- Else I shall hand all four of you to the police. - Police?
And three days from now you will in police custody.
Now go!
- Come with me! - Where?
To the garden.
Hold on. Diary. Diary.
Ms. Divya.
- Did you wish to see me? - Yes. Yes.
I have some important business with you.
I cannot find PP's stick.
And I have doubt..
..that PP was murdered for that stick.
But what is the connection between the murder and the stick?
There is a connection, JJ. There is a connection.
You won't understand.
Once I find that stick then I..
- Dad, are you talking about this stick? - Yes.
Where did you find this stick?
Answer me. Where did you find this stick?
Tell her, my dear.
Tell her. Tell her where you found this stick.
I found this stick in sister Simran's stick.
Sim..?
Simran..?
- You may leave. - Let's go.
Simran.
Simran is capable of doing this?
No.
Mummy, why did you close the door?
Because I want to talk to you in private.
Now tell me. How did your daddy's stick get to your room?
This stick was in my room?
Don't play innocent, Simran..
..and answer me.
Mummy, I don't understand your question.
Let's say this stick was found in my room, what about it?
If this stick was in your room it means you murdered your daddy.
Mummy!
What are you saying?
Yes.
You had plenty of reasons to kill your daddy.
One. Your daddy was against the boy who you wanted to marry in America.
And he wished you would marry a boy from India..
..but you are unhappy about that, right?
Yes, I am unhappy about it, but what about it?
Hold on. Let me finish. Let me complete what I have to say first.
When your daddy decided to leave America and come to India..
..that time also your daddy and you had a heated argument.
Yes, it did, mummy.
- But what is the connection? - There is a connection.
You know what, Simran? After selling all our property in America..
..your daddy bought diamonds worth 400 million..
..and put them in this stick. Yes.
He put them in this stick. That is the reason..
..he would not lose sight of this stick even for a moment.
But you..
But you killed two birds with one stone.
One. You removed the big obstacle in the way of your marriage.
Second. Secondly you even pocketed diamonds worth 400 million rupees.
Well done, Simran! Well done!
You would go to such lengths. I can't believe this.
Mummy, stop it!
That is nonsense! Utter nonsense!
I know nothing about any diamonds.
Sure, I had differences with daddy but..
..after all he was my daddy.
Mummy, please. Believe me.
I promise I will find daddy's murderer.
Please don't doubt me.
Please.
Mummy, please. Don't doubt me.
Baka.
Very bad, Baka! Very bad!
You exposed everyone's secret to save yourself.
All of us have fallen from Simran's graces.
Shame on you! Shame!
You are the one who should be ashamed. You should. Get that?
You labeled me a murderer just to get me out of the race.
- Jerk, you are a murderer. - Yes.
Your diary is shouting it out.
Hey, cooker! I wrote it for the sake of penning it down.
I have concrete evidence against Bhailo.
Hey, skeleton! Don't you take my name.
- Who are you calling a skeleton? - You!
Shut up! That pricked, didn't it?
Pricked you all.
- Look, the murder took place on the night of the program, right? - So?
- Correct. - Yes. I remember only too well on that day..
..Bhailo had disappeared for a little while.
- Yes! - Yes!
- I was here. I was in the garden. - Yes.
You were in the garden. You were in the garden..
..but you disappeared for five to ten minutes.
- Yes! - Yes!
Yes, yes. I had gone to the toilet in my room.
Ten minutes in the toilet. I had to crap. You should understand.
- Then surely you must have been constipated. - Yes. Yes.
- Else it would not take you ten minutes. - It would not.
- It's bound to happen if he eats so much. - Yes.
- You should eat less chicken pilaf. - Yes.
Like this. On the sly. Look here. He was sneaking. I remember.
So what?
But why would I murder my father-in-law PP?
Yes. It is the same old answer, my Lord.
- Yes. Money. Wealth. Dollars. - But I object, my Lord.
Even Paka had gone somewhere for five minutes.
Did you go to steam the chicken pilaf?
Bhailo.
I have diabetes. That's why I went to take my medicine.
But I was back in five minutes.
- Paka, you have diabetes? - Yes.
Then you should not eat a dessert like Simran.
- You are right. - Yes.
I would prefer to eat and die.
- You are wrong. - Friends, we should stop doubting each other..
..and try to find the real murderer.
- We have to save our lives. - You are right, Chaka.
Look, friends. One thing is certain.
- Somebody within the mansion has committed the murder. - Yes.
And if it is not one of us four..
..then that leaves only one person.
- Who? - Who?
PM.
- That joker? He doesn't look like he can kill an ant. - Yes.
Even you don't look like that.
Forget the appearances.
Use your..
Pm hurriedly married Mallika. Why?
Why? Because it was love at first sight? No, Paka. No.
- Mallika is PP's sister. - Yes.
- After PP's death Mallika will come into a whole lot of wealth. - Yes.
- That sounds right to me. - Yes.
- We like Simran for her money. - That is correct.
Same way PM liked Mallika. And he succeeded too.
- The joker too the cake. - Yes.
That is true, PM. That is true.
- We must keep an eye on PM hereafter. - Yes.
We have got to have information on what he does and where he goes.
That's right. PM joker.
"Life is beautiful since you looked into my eyes."
Darling. Mallika darling.
- Why have you come? - I cannot control myself anymore.
- I am hungry. - Take this. Have a cucumber.
Why are you talking about the cucumber?
It's not my stomach which is hungry.
I am hungry for your love.
We got married.
Before we could come close to each other..
..your brother PP peed on our wedding night.
What happened?
- My brother is dead. - Yes.
You reminded me of it again by mentioning it.
Sorry. Sorry. Stop crying. Stop crying or we will have a tsunami here.
Very well. I won't cry if you say so.
You are so obedient.
Now listen.
Get ready now.
- Get ready for what. - For the wedding night.
The first night of our beautiful union.
But you are the one who has to prepare for the wedding night, not I.
I?
Look, I have prepared for a long time. I am ready..
..but I have been waiting for you to say yes.
Once you say yes I shall leap into the river of your youth.
Not river. Ocean. Think of my size before talking.
Ocean. Ocean.
Okay. Okay.
Now listen to me.
Look.
You have got to initiate.
Because you are experienced and this is my first wedding night.
You think it is my 15th wedding night?
I didn't mean that. I was pulling your leg. Sorry.
It is the first for both of us.
- Darling. - Tell me.
- Darling. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Where?
Ilu, Ilu?
Yes, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
- We shall consummate our wedding night. - Okay.
- We will have children too. - One dozen. One dozen.
- Darling. - Okay.
Bu first go and find my brother's murderer.
You broke me shop!
Will someone explain to the Tata Sumo how one makes love?
You Gujarati aliens! PP peed on my wedding night.
He wrecked my night and you two are laughing?
- Hey 8 PM. - Hey! Not 8 PM. Only PM.
Look, if you want to enjoy yourself with the Tata Sumo..
..then you need tuitions from us.
- Isn't that right, Changu? - Yes. Very right.
We are the kings of the night.
We can sort out the night for anyone.
Then what are you waiting for?
Tutor me quickly. Hurry!
Hey, 8 PM.
- What is it? - You don't get such ideas free of cost.
Is that right?
- How much will it cost? - Give me one Gandhi.
Give it to me without anyone seeing it.
You asked for Gandhi because you are Gujarati aliens.
Wait.
Take this.
Now teach me. Come on.
- Hey loser?! - What?
Give me a green note. A green note.
You should ask for the note in a proper manner.
Take it.
Tell me quickly.
Give me an idea. An idea.
Thank you.
Go. Go. Go. Go.
Twenty one.
Twenty two.
Twenty three.
Twenty four.
Twenty f..
How are you, Mr. Bhailo?
- Were you exercising? - Yes.
Nice body.
- Bhailo. - Yes.
- Isn't it unbelievable? - Yes.
I love you.
Really?
I love you from the bottom of my heart..
- ..and I want to marry only you. - Yes!
I told you before I don't trust anyone other than you.
There's just one problem.
Problem? What is the problem?
I live in America. I live a hi-fi life..
..and you know to live a good life one needs..
- ..love.. - Yes.
- ..and money. - Yes.
- One needs both. - Yes.
- Both unlimited. - Yes.
I don't have money.
I know you don't have it.
But I just found out my father was murdered..
..for diamonds worth 400 million rupees.
- 400 million? - Yes.
And one of your three friends has committed murder..
..so the diamonds will be with one of them three.
You must find him.
- One my daddy's murderer is found.. - Yes.
- ..then the 400 million and I, both will be yours. - Yes.
Give me..
- ..a kiss. - Not now.
After marriage. Not just a kiss. A lot more.
"You are my gun and I am your bullet."
"You are a fraud at heart but you have an innocent face."
"You are my gun and I am your bullet."
"You are a fraud at heart but you have an innocent face."
"Give me a little leeway in love."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am your gun and you are my bullet."
"Seeing your youth is very tempting."
"I am your gun and you are my bullet."
"Seeing your youth is very tempting."
"Let me show you the route to heaven."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"This night says to come stick to me."
"Your youth is very seducing."
"This night says to come stick to me."
"Your youth is very seducing."
"Your intentions don't seem appropriate to me."
"You are under my oath. Don't trouble me."
"My heart has broken because of your indifference."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I find your carriage very hot."
"Tell me how do I control myself."
"I find your carriage very hot."
"Tell me how do I control myself."
"Have patience. Your dreams will be fulfilled."
"I shall take you in my arms."
"You refuse to even kiss me. You are very rude."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am your gun and you are my bullet."
"Seeing your youth is very tempting."
"I am your gun and you are my bullet."
"Seeing your youth is very tempting."
"Let me show you the route to heaven."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"I am possessed by your love."
"The weather is naughty. Let's enjoy it."
"Let's enjoy it."
She eats in her sleep too. Hungry cow!
Darling!
- How was it? - It is good.
Pm, I forbade you, didn't I? Why did you come?
Darling. You put a stay on the wedding night, right?
Right now it is a wedding day. What do you think of the idea?
I bought this idea from Changu and Mangu for 500 rupees.
Yes. Okay. Okay. But are you ready?
Crazy gal. I have been ready for the past 8 days..
..but I'm waiting for you to give me to green signal.
There. I gave it.
Oh my darling!
- How does it feel? - It feels like one wheel of a tractor..
..one wheel of a scooter have come together.
Come here.
- I think someone has come. - Let them come.
The car has picked up speed. I won't let go of you today.
Mallika! Mallika!
Looks like JJ has come.
Whether it's JJ or deejay. You come here.
Mallika! Mallika!
- Simran wants to see you. - Coming!
You can't go!
Where are you going?
Darn!
I summoned you all so early in the morning..
..because I have taken a decision.
I shall marry the man who finds my daddy's murderer.
Okay, but if the police finds him then you will have several husbands.
The murderer is one amongst us.
It is not a sole murderer. There are two.
Two?
Sakshi?
When did you come?
And who told you that my daddy was murdered?
I found out..
..because all my life I have done nothing but eat.
That's why I felt I should do at least one good deed.
That's why I called Sakshi.
- Sakshi, do you know who the murderer is? - Yes.
I know.
The murderer is one of you.
Not one but two.
Sakshi, tell me quickly. Who are the two murderers?
Simran, I shall tell you that.
Guru?
You...
Changu and Mangu?
- Changu and Mangu. - Yes. Imagine.
Changu. Mangu.
They killed my brother?
The means..
- ..Changu and Mangu.. - Aren't security guards. They are robbers.
The moment Mallika informed her I came here to support Simran.
Simran, these two committed murder. I learned this last night.
Hey Changu, if you..
..then I shall kill you just like I killed PP. Get that?
Yes. Yes. This one is yours, this is for me and this one is for the boss.
Oh, but where will we sell such exclusive diamonds.
We don't have to worry about that. The boss will worry.
Boss is going to come tomorrow morning..
..and he said we need to keep calm. Nobody should suspect us.
You lunatic!
We are the security. Who would be suspicious of us?
Also..
..I kept PP's stick under Simran's bed.
Well done! That is a good job!
- Boss will come tomorrow morning and take these diamonds off us. - Yes.
- Then we shall quit the job. - Yes.
- For the rest of our lives we will have fun! - Fun!
These people have a boss.
- Boss? - Boss?
Talk. Who is your boss?
Lowlife! Varmint! Black sheep!
You bit the hand that fed you?
Ma'am, we did not intend to commit murder.
The boss told us the diamonds worth 400 million are in the stick.
We intended to steal the stick.
We found an opportunity on the night Mallika and PM got married.
PP didn't take his eyes off the stick even for a minute..
..and PP sir did not have the stick in his hand that night.
We found our opportunity that night and we went to PP sir's room.
Mangu. Found it.
Give me. Give me. Give me. Quickly give it to me.
Changu. Mangu. Over here? What are you doing?
You are the security and you are stealing?
Put it down! Put down the stick right now!
Boss. Please forgive us, boss.
- Please forgive us, boss. - Please forgive us.
Please forgive us, boss. Boss, please forgive us.
We will never do it again, boss.
- Mangu. - Let go!
Let go off me!
Divya! Call the police!
JJ!
Help!
Pull.
Don't let go.
Pull.
- Please forgive us, ma'am. - Forgiveness?
You will not be forgiven, you will hang!
Hang them!
I am calling the police right away.
Hey! Don't bother calling the police now.
Leave the matter in my hands now.
- Hey, brother. Who are you? - He is our boss!
- Donkey! - Sonu?
- That means you killed your unc..? - That is correct.
I.
I am the one who advised uncle to sell all his property..
..and convert it into diamonds.
And I told Changu and Mangu to steal those diamonds.
Although I did not know I would have to murder him for it.
But it's okay. I would kill another 4 or 5 uncles for 400 million.
4 or 5?
And now I have come to pick up those diamonds.
If anyone so much as squeaks, I shall blow them away.
Changu. Mangu.
The diamonds..
..are with me. Take them.
Aunt, you should ask me how it feels..
..when one gets hold of the diamonds..
..for which I went to such great lengths.
400 million.
Stop! Stop! Stop! He's fleeing! He's fleeing!
Hand the diamonds to me!
Mangu!
This is joy.
Yes!
My diamonds.
Mangu. Our diamonds.
Take this, Paka.
Over here.
They aren't with me, brother.
Baka. Over here.
Throw.
Hey, my diamonds.
They are my diamonds.
- They are my diamonds. - Quiet!
Diamonds. Diamonds.
Brother!
I got hold of the diamonds.
Diamonds in my hands. Diamonds. Diamonds.
Got them!
Something bit me.
Bit me. The frog bit me.
The frog bit me.
Run! Run!
My diamonds. My diamonds. My diamonds. My diamonds.
He fell. He fell. He fell. He fell.
Give me my diamonds.
You broke my arm.
Take that.
PM, even if the police arrive at night, no worries.
Shameless chap! You killed your own uncle?
Hit him!
Hit him! Hit him!
Forgive me. Forgive me, brother.
You ass! Are you feeling light now?
- Don't you want the diamonds? - Yes!
- Please stop.
Stop.
You hit me a lot!
You guys.
He came from America.
He hit me in English.
I had such grand plans..
..and look at what happened.
I made the whole plan for uncle PP.
- What did I gain? - Nothing.
No.
Changu.
Changu. Mangu.
I got it. I became a millionaire.
I became a millionaire.
You.. You..
..hit me.
What's the matter?
What's the matter, boss?
You hit me a lot, brother.
I..
Boss has had it.
- Boss. - Boss.
We got nothing now.
- Boss. - Boss.
What's the matter, boss?
- Did you get the diamonds? - What's the matter, boss?
I broke my back.
- Boss. - Boss.
Their boss has lost his mind.
Boss. Boss. Boss.
- What? - You think you can escape the law by pretending to be insane?
Hit me.
Diamonds. Diamonds.
- Constable, take them away. - No. No.
- Diamonds.
Sir, please forgive us.
- Diamonds? - No. No.
I shall give you real diamonds.
You will know what diamonds are.
Let's go.
- Here's your possession. - Thank you, son.
- Thank you so much. - No problem, aunty.
Simran, as per your word I have found the murderer..
..so now you have to marry me.
Who is this dork?
He has a butterfly with him.
- Looks like the crow will get the prize. - Yes.
But there is one problem.
- Problem? - Problem?
My sister Sakshi.
She wishes to meet a good typical Indian boy.
Someone who could take care of her and her millions.
What are you doing, PM?
For that reason, aunty, I am planning on advertising.
- Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. - You will find someone.
- Come. - You have found someone.
Will you marry me?
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"I love you more than my own self."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."
"I love you more than my own self."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Prosperity comes because of you."
"This is heaven because of you."
"Desires changing sides."
"Moving with you. Stopping with you."
"Prosperity comes because of you."
"This is heaven because of you."
"Desires changing sides."
"Moving with you. Stopping with you."
"Stop looking away from me now."
"Stop hiding your feelings."
"Stop testing me hereafter."
"I belong to you. Forgo the world."